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No Experience Necessary – Trump Faithful Rewarded

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March 27, 2025

“The Best People”

“I only hire the best people” was a popular quote from the first Trump administration. Unfortunately, this soon became a contradiction as Trump started firing the “best people”. In the first administration, it could be said that Trump picked some experienced individuals. People who actually had some government or business expertise. This expertise is what probably led to him later firing a lot of his picks. Seems their expertise clashed with King Trumps wishes, and this led to their demise.

Fast Forward 2025 / Trump 2.0 – The Revenge Tour

Before the 2024 election, Trump came up with a plan to fix the staffing issues of the first administration. This plan would involve putting together a very inexperienced group of people. In fact, it could end up as one the most inexperienced bunch of stooges ever assembled by a U.S. President.

With a campaign built on revenge and lies, loyalty was the key to success. So Trump made sure individuals who toed the line were rewarded. With that approach, a lot of inexperienced loyalist have found new positions in the Trump 2.0 regime.

While this is not really something new in politics, Trump seemed intent on picking the least qualified people. So unqualified, they could easily destroy the agencies he wanted gone. Here is a quick and scary look at a couple Trump’s “best people” running our country.


Linda McMahon former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and wife of Vince McMahon.

  • Mistakenly referred to AI as A1 several times during the same hearing. The makers of A1 had fun with a post on Instagram shortly afterwards.
  • When asked by a senator where she thought the U.S. was ranked in reading and math in 1979, she replied “We were very very low on the totem pole,” The Senator quickly corrected her with “We were number one in 1979”.
  • Has had a “pile driver” performed on her before…

Donald Trump has made it no secret that he wants to eliminate the Department of Education. What better choice for the job than Linda McMahon? She seems like the perfect choice for an agency you want gone.

She lacks any of the credentials or experience one would expect for such a job. But the scariest thing about her, is that she is fiercely loyal to Trump. This means she will blindly carry out his wishes for destroying the Department of Education.

Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

Linda McMahon has helped us out with some really interesting quotes. Whether she is promoting children to get started on A1 instead of AI, or is unable to multiply by 10. Linda has no problem providing perfect examples as to why she is not qualified. Especially for a job that involves education.

Unfortunately, McMahon’s biggest deficiency may be her lack of a moral compass. McMahon looked lost when asked about the Tulsa Race Massacre and activist Ruby Bridges at a recent hearing. McMahon’s historical awareness seems hollow, especially for leadership role in education.

We won’t even go into the lawsuit filed against McMahon and her husband for enabling sexual abuse and exploitation of “ring boys”. The allegations come against both her and her husband/WWE co-founder Vince McMahon. The abuse outlined was allegedly committed by a WWE ring announcer decades ago.  

So, Linda McMahon embodies everything we have come to understand as the “best people” according to Trump. McMahon will carry out the task Trump has set out for her: the elimination of the Department of Education. At the very least, she will hollow the agency out by slashing funding to enable tax cuts for the wealthy.

McMahon supports wide range budget cuts totaling $1.2 billion dollars. These cuts will kill programs that help first-time and low-income college students. So even if they fail to destroy the Department of Education, they would like to at least neuter it. Not sure how making it harder for Americans to get higher education helps us, or make us great in any way.


Environmental Lawyer, Pilot, and Kennedy

Man Swimming in sewage

Brain Dead

If you put aside the dead worm in his brain and swimming in sewage with his grand kids, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would still come off as bat shit crazy. I mean, this guy is a raw milk drinking, dead animal toting madman that might have been fun to party with when I was in my twenties, but he is in no way someone I would want overseeing medical and health programs for our country.

But who cares what I think, what do the experts think? 87 agencies, including national, state, and local organizations, signed a letter of protest. This letter of protest was concerning Kennedy’s nomination as Health Secretary. All the signees staked their organizational reputation to point out how unqualified Kennedy is for the position.

Dr, Peter Lurie, the president of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, offered his opinion. “Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., is not remotely qualified for the role and should be nowhere near the science-based agencies that safeguard our nutrition, food safety, and health,”. Ouch! not a lot of love from Dr. Peter.

A Known Promoter Of False Information And Conspiracies

Robert F. Kennedy has a long history of pushing misinformation, specifically when it comes to vaccinations. One example in 2005, shows how RFK Jr. had a 5,000-word article published in Salon and Rolling Stone Magazine. Only to see it retracted and deleted after backlash from scientists and health advocates.

The article implied there was a connection between a vaccination preservative and Autism. But even worse, was his allegation that the CDC knew of this and covered it up. In the end, science and the courts were unable to confirm his claims, and the articles were pulled. Joan Walsh, the former editor of Salon magazine, said, “Some of his sources turned out to be known crackpots.”

So now we have a man in charge of our Federal Health systems, who follows “crackpots” and pushes vaccine misinformation… Nothing to see here, just another one of Trump’s ‘best people” destroying our country.


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