Alligator Alcatraz is F**king Insane!

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Written by m_rustin

June 25, 2025

The most recent installment of MAGA madness has Florida AG James Uthmeier going ahead with a temporary migrant detention facility in Florida. June 24 (Reuters) – Florida began on Tuesday construction of a temporary migrant detention facility dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz”  I can’t even make this stuff up! He says, because of its location, “…If people get out, there’s not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons.” Just when I thought I couldn’t feel much more disgust for these excuses for humans. This alligator Alcatraz is f**king insane!

This horrific “Facility” will house up to 5,000 poor detainees, and should be ready by July. It is located in the Everglades, a subtropical wetland surrounded by alligators, pythons, and crocodiles. It will consist of tents, small trailers, and other structures. Most of these detainees are not even criminals, which makes this even more horrific and unnecessary.

What a Croc-k of Sh*t!

It gets even better. Kristi Noem confirmed that FEMA’s funds will be used to build the facility. Yep, DHS will use FEMA funds for detention center costs, a whopping $450 million annually. So let’s hope they don’t need FEMA money for upcoming hurricanes, which they most assuredly will. This is in the best interest of NOBODY. As per the usual MAGA madness.

And these MAGA masochists are proud of themselves too. This will surely get you into heaven you bunch of counterfeit Christians! As evidenced in their glee as they casually plan the mistreatment of immigrants. All while wasting emergency money on unnecessary extremes.

Representative Maxwell Frost, a Florida Democrat, on X: “Donald Trump and his Administration have turned our immigration system into a taxpayer-funded kidnapping operation.”

Senator Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, referring to ICE’s efforts on X: “The numbers don’t lie. Trump isn’t focused on violent criminals—he’s wasting money and resources going after children, families, and taxpayers.”

Silence is Compliance!

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